最近睡不好, 意外的, 竟能记得自己做什么梦了.
昨晚做梦自己作为一个新人 (我好像是个黑人男生), 要和David Letterman主持一个颁奖典礼 (I am thinking big!)

然后都没有做功课, 到现场才知道准备.
赶紧开始写笑话.找个烂本子,  写了好几个.
居然早上醒来, 记得好些. 难得会在醒来后, 会记得我在梦里的intelligent product...............
dreamy, crazy and unfunny.

下边是两例:
"I am so nervous now, I can't think straight. I don't mean that I am thinking gay." (cliche.....)
" (Nervously) I wrote these jokes just minutes ago. My sister walked in, and I told her: don't tell me my joke is not funny now, it's not funny now." (I like this one....)
还有一个笑话, 是和在现场的Ricky Gervais互动的. 结果全场都没什么人笑, 就他自己大笑.
Ricky Gervais真好人啊.